hey! dun be deceived by the title... its not about V day ... its juz FRIDAY... a day dat every working adult waited anxiously for.... a day dat i feel free.... a day when i let loose.... dun wanna talk about the day after today....coz it seems dat each blog dat i hopped to mention abt it... so lets now tickle ourselves with dis:
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might
want to use this logic!
A husband and wife are travelling by car from Key West to
Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel
and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back
on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
them a bill for $350. The man explodes & demands to know why the charge is
so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard
rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains
that the hotel has an Olympic-size pool and a huge conference centre that
were available for the hu sband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are
here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain
they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
"The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man
again. "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No
matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!"
The Manager is not moved, & eventually the man gives up &
agrees to pay. He writes a check & gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But
sir,"he says, "This check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says
the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!"
exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "She was here, and you
could have."